{"product_id":"preorder-squatch-this-deysi-odonal","title":"PREORDER • Squatch This! • Deysi O'Donal","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eJenny is a mafia princess on the run.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGrowing up in the italian mafia sounds great in books. In reality? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eNot so much.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrphaned as a teenager, my goal was to get into a good college to escape my Capo uncle, and the rest of my toxic family. It almost worked, until I witnessed a murder.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne thing led to another, and I ended up in witness protection. Which is how I found myself in a small, bigfoot obsessed town at the edge of a rainforest, on the other side of the country.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFast forward ten years, now I’m living life on my terms–I’ve made friends, built a business…and lusted after Owen Ferral, the gorgeous AF park ranger.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eOwen is a cryptid shape-shifter that doesn’t think anyone could ever love him because of what he really is.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’ve been obsessed with Jenny Miller since the moment I first saw her. For ten years, I’ve made a weekly pilgrimage to the General Store where she works, just to talk to her. Quietly stalking her, knowing that I’ll never be able to get any closer. Because, how do you tell the woman you are falling in love with that you turn into Bigfoot?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTurns out, I don’t have to because she catches me in the forest. I’ve never thought anyone outside my family would accept that part of me, but she sees what I am and doesn’t run. Could I really have a future with her?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBefore I have a chance to find out, the family she’s been hiding from finds her. Now that there are no more secrets between us, there’s no stopping me, or my squatch, from doing whatever is necessary to keep her safe. So we can both have the happy ever after we’ve been longing for.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Monster Stuff Store","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45543357382725,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paperback Special Edition","offer_id":45543357415493,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3523\/2069\/files\/preorder-squatch-this-deysi-odonal-1030502.jpg?v=1787044448","url":"https:\/\/monsterstuffstore.com\/products\/preorder-squatch-this-deysi-odonal","provider":"Monster Stuff Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}