PREORDER • Satisfaction Guaranteed: A Werewolf Romance • by Samóne Bailey • + Art and Sticker Options

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-Stickers will be cut out with a white border, not squares with yellow backgrounds. 

 -Once ordered, the books are subject to Amazon's printing production timelines, which have faced significant delays this fall. Normal estimates are 2-3 weeks for arrival, but the holidays may extend wait times to 4-6+ weeks. If there are other items in your order, they will be shipped separately and not delayed by this. 

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About the book:

Satisfaction Guaranteed is an adult monster romance/comedy that follows twenty-seven year old Alana Darling, a small town baker and certified hopeless romantic whose been holding out for the idea of a “Mr. Right” before allowing herself the joys of being, well, tossed into a mattress. 

Dozens of failed dates with lackluster men (who wouldn’t know how to spell chivalry if it bit them across the ass) have left her celibate and desperate to make a change before her upcoming birthday sends her one year closer to her 30s with only a vibrator on her roster. 

So, she does the most reasonable thing she can think of: she hires someone. A professional lay of a paranormal kind, that offers the kind of fantasy she’s only ever read about in novels. Its satisfaction guaranteed, or her money back. 

Enter Cyrus Castillo—the handsome regular who’s practically moved into the corner of her café. He spends his mornings flirting with Alana over handmade pastries while his nights are devoted to fulfilling fantasies as the top werewolf escort in the area. When Alana ends up on his client list, all bets are off as what was meant to be a night of ‘no strings attached’ fun becomes much more than either of them bargained for.

The fun stuff:

🐺 Vaquero werewolf shifter

✨️ Secret identities 

💓 Forbidden love (Sex worker X Client he isnt supposed to fall for)

🫂 Forced proximity

💘 First loves

💋Loss of virginity 

🙊Mutual pining 

🐺Fated mates

🪢Knotting 

✨️Accidental mating bonds

🌶 Non-committal man meets his match in adorable baker who shows up on his client list. 

The deeper stuff:

An introspective look at sexuality, self discovery/love, desire, the effects of purity culture, and toxic expectations/family dynamics.